Google Maps - Surprisingly Insightful

Like an oracle of truth, Google Maps seems to know all. It is so insightful it is becoming almost scary. Let me prove my point:

Go to Google Maps.
Search for "village idiot Washington DC." What comes up? The White House
Search for "miserable failure Washington DC." What comes up? The White House
Search for "crooked politician Washington DC." White House again!

Amazing, Isn't it?

Before you become too excited about this new discovery, I searched for "media whore Washington DC" and there's not one pointer to the Capitol! A serious lapse in judgment...