Look Ma - I'm a Journalist

Alternate title for this post: Are Americans Brain-Dead or Was This A Joke?

Somebody did a poll and it found that roughly 30% of Americans consider Bob Woodward a journalist while 27% consider Rush Limbaugh a journalist. Bob Woodward! The man who brought down a president!

Seriously. I am not making this up.

And do you know who they REALLY thought was a journalist...Peter Jennings! Which leads me to two questions:

1. Did the respondents speak English?
2. Should I jump out the window or just drink this bottle of Windex?

This TOTALLY explains Bush's reelection.